Reluctantly Excited - Jordan “Reggie” Kiel

As far back as I can remember, blogging was something that I was rather oblivious to. The stereotype of a blogger is a geeky, nerdy, middle-aged man still living in his mothers basement. My idea of a blogger was the kids I use to beat up at recess in grade school, the kids who played right field and batted 9^th in every single little league game, the kids who traded Pokemon cards during snack time in fourth grade while I was too busy spitting game and trying to get my fingers wet. Needless to say, my idea of blogging today has changed drastically to what I believed in during high school. I view the 0.0 experiment as an opportunity to express my extremely dry humor on a means of communication other than as a Facebook status. Lucky for all of you, There is no limit on the amount of characters I can use on Blogspot. To whoever is interested, the maximum amount of characters allowed on a Facebook status is 420. I just have one question for Facebook, why 420?
I just want to say before I get some dumbass text from Matthew Ruffing saying, “yo dude, is 420 really the max. ? that shit is epic dude.” The answer is, “Yes Ruff, 420.” Now that I have that out of the way, my Toby Keith, Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue message tone will not go off extremely too loud in the elevator again.

Now that my introduction is out the way, I can now express my beliefs and opinions on literally anything I want… gay marriage, abortion, global warming, or on a more important note I can talk about how awesome President Taft’s mustache is.

But for the time being, I will talk about the members and some of the already avid followers of this blog.

Alec Kerr -- (One of my better friends and co-writer for 0.0) A true self-proclaimed nerdbasher, I will not lie and say he does not call everyone walking down the street a nerd. But what I will point out to all of you is, this “nerdbash” is usually said at a very low volume. So…. Unless that person has a super duper spy hearing enhancer, you have never heard yourself being bashed by Alec Kerr.

Matthew Ruffing—(WVD story-teller) Me and Matthew Ruffing have what you would call a “love/hate” relationship. What I mean by that is, he loves me and I hate him with a fucking passion. That’s all. Ruff, you suck, go to hell.

Wil Van Dyke—(Pickles) I am still in a state of mourning on the subject of WVD. I will begin to talk about Pickles when my heart mends back together. But until then please invite everyone to join his group on facebook

Theodore Bolser—(Avid Follower) I’ve never seen this kid in anything but a backwards hat. Backwards hats are good and all. But Ted’s are not fitted caps. Which in conclusion, make him look like a complete idiot. (something like this.) Lucky for Ted, he plays football, and from what I hear, he’s not bad. With that being said, his chances of ever hooking up with a girl are now very slim. Instead of not a chance in hell.

Kameron Phelps & Cory Thomas--These two men will be mentioned in several stories I share on this blog. They are friends that I have grown up with, and truly have shaped me into the person I am today. These stories will all be past stories dating back all the way to the age of 5 until today. None of the stories posted will be fictional.

God Bless America more than any other country.
Jordan "Reggie" Kiel