Do you - Jon "DJ 75" Dawson

As we are all back in school, there is only one thing that needs to be discussed. What is it you might ask? Well its plain and simple; just fucking doing you.

As the year gets under way that means a few things. 1. Gob is the best o linemen in the country. 2. Soccer season has started, and I wouldn't tell our trainer no. 3. One simple word with many different meanings... FRESHMEN. Now some of you who will read this, will say who the fuck is Gob? Well bitch who the fuck are you. Others will say fuck soccer. I'm not mad, to each their own. Now few will be on the same track as me when they hear FRESHMEN, but let us begin there.

1. Nerds can be a pseudo name for Freshmen. You see them walking around all the campuses with their lanyard on and acting like just cause they were cool in high-school makes you cool now? No you idiot, you're scum of the earth and unless you're the next Andrew Smith, you don't deserve to even be noticed. At the bigger schools I am sure nerd bashers have a field day, but here at BU we do our best. The crowd favorite here on campus is simple, as I drive back from practice I drive real slow and simply honk my car horn. Then I just drive away and flick them off. Fucking nerds don't look at me. Now when I'm in my room and yelling out the window that some nerd "dropped his pocket" and watch him look around I think what a tool. And if I'm in the library ( obviously lost ) ill ask someone where a book is, then quickly interrupt them and say, "I don't care bitch".
2. Sluts. They are all over the place on campus now. My philosophy is that the freshmen babes come out now, get too fucked up, hook up with Dillon one drunk night then hybernate till spring. And to be honest I'm fine with cause that means he steals another bra and hangs it from out fire sprinkler in our room. Or this means that us hot guys and legends get friend requests on the book from hot newbies. Naturally some one who sucks would be content with this, but me being a veteran proceed to like their random statuses till they either in box, chat, or post at me and ask to meet up. That move is for advanced workers only though, so hotwagz, gaines and wil be careful.

Those are the only things that can be said about freshmen, they are either nerds or sluts and just like a blank canvas its up to you do what you want. I'd like to take this time to shout out to andru creighton for transferring to ND with Gob. Shout out to Purdue for going hard on tuesdays. Shout out to Dixon for hating every single GDI ever (makes me scared since I'm one as well). Therbs do you with that sound system try to get some play. Lastly I'd like to throw a shout out to the St. Luke Catholic School Top 5 all around athletes. 5. Robbie Schick ( Cadet A) 4. Maggie Schraggie & Jessie Stark ( enough said) 3. Tony Shook (soccer) 2.Buddy King ( greater than Billy Kennedy) 1. Justin Maloney( more heart than anyone and his cousin would come and clown at practice)

That's all my peeps. Remember be like the 7 5 and all with jive.