Do you - Jon "DJ 75" Dawson

As we are all back in school, there is only one thing that needs to be discussed. What is it you might ask? Well its plain and simple; just fucking doing you.

As the year gets under way that means a few things. 1. Gob is the best o linemen in the country. 2. Soccer season has started, and I wouldn't tell our trainer no. 3. One simple word with many different meanings... FRESHMEN. Now some of you who will read this, will say who the fuck is Gob? Well bitch who the fuck are you. Others will say fuck soccer. I'm not mad, to each their own. Now few will be on the same track as me when they hear FRESHMEN, but let us begin there.

1. Nerds can be a pseudo name for Freshmen. You see them walking around all the campuses with their lanyard on and acting like just cause they were cool in high-school makes you cool now? No you idiot, you're scum of the earth and unless you're the next Andrew Smith, you don't deserve to even be noticed. At the bigger schools I am sure nerd bashers have a field day, but here at BU we do our best. The crowd favorite here on campus is simple, as I drive back from practice I drive real slow and simply honk my car horn. Then I just drive away and flick them off. Fucking nerds don't look at me. Now when I'm in my room and yelling out the window that some nerd "dropped his pocket" and watch him look around I think what a tool. And if I'm in the library ( obviously lost ) ill ask someone where a book is, then quickly interrupt them and say, "I don't care bitch".
2. Sluts. They are all over the place on campus now. My philosophy is that the freshmen babes come out now, get too fucked up, hook up with Dillon one drunk night then hybernate till spring. And to be honest I'm fine with cause that means he steals another bra and hangs it from out fire sprinkler in our room. Or this means that us hot guys and legends get friend requests on the book from hot newbies. Naturally some one who sucks would be content with this, but me being a veteran proceed to like their random statuses till they either in box, chat, or post at me and ask to meet up. That move is for advanced workers only though, so hotwagz, gaines and wil be careful.

Those are the only things that can be said about freshmen, they are either nerds or sluts and just like a blank canvas its up to you do what you want. I'd like to take this time to shout out to andru creighton for transferring to ND with Gob. Shout out to Purdue for going hard on tuesdays. Shout out to Dixon for hating every single GDI ever (makes me scared since I'm one as well). Therbs do you with that sound system try to get some play. Lastly I'd like to throw a shout out to the St. Luke Catholic School Top 5 all around athletes. 5. Robbie Schick ( Cadet A) 4. Maggie Schraggie & Jessie Stark ( enough said) 3. Tony Shook (soccer) 2.Buddy King ( greater than Billy Kennedy) 1. Justin Maloney( more heart than anyone and his cousin would come and clown at practice)

That's all my peeps. Remember be like the 7 5 and all with jive.

That New Blog - Matthew Ruffing

That New Blog:

Caves and Nomads

What’s good bitches and snitches. It’s been a grip and a half but the Killa is back and ready to fuck your world up again. I know I retired from the game but being back in the town where it’s socially acceptable to be blackout on the streets and come into work hungover and stoned and the drive to avoid the 0.0 has brought me back to your second most visited site right behind youjizz. As always, I hope classes are going slow and awful and that your social life is struggling. Just kidding cronies I hope all is well. I also hope you went hard this summer, but one thing I know for a fact is that you would not believe what occurred this summer in the 317. I refuse to share more than half the stories that took place for the mere reason that you probably would lose even more respect for me than you already have. Am I embarrassed about any of it? Fuck no I had a great fucking time and lived more in those three months than you probably ever will.

In those three months my street cred rose from a mere 6 to a solid 9.6. I know, pretty fucking impressive. And I’m sure your asking, “Coach Bombay, how could you have done such an astonishing thing in such little time?” Good question pal. It all started in the first week of May. I turned 20, and considering im seriously concerned I may not make it to my 21^st I decided it was time to go harder than Jimmy Kennedy on a Saturday night (sidenote: you ever seen that guy drink? Motherfuck me, he doesn’t stop). A few short days later Mr. Pickles had had enough of the living under his parents roof and purchased an apartment. Yeah. “Oh shit” is right. The first few days of owning the apartment the only furniture in the place was the legendary beer pong table, busch and keystone cans, and more than 5 handles of god’s gift Kamchatka, all empty of course. After that it was just a blur of daily beer pong games and meetings in the oval office. I’m not wasting my time explaining what meetings consisted of. If you can’t pick up on it than you suck.

Things got hilly after that. Conflicts with gay neighbors provided constant issues with having to give half a shit about how hard we were partying. Seriously, we only gave half a shit. Eventually we all got sick of the dirtbag bitching and pulled the Baltimore Colts and left quietly in the middle of the night. And that leads us to the decision to avoid the stinky armpit of the state and head back to heaven.

Except heaven is starting to look like purgatory. It’s still the best place on earth but it’s been invaded by the most annoying people on earth…Coasties. Part of it may be because I live in the most Jewish populated apartment complex in the 812, but they’re fucking everywhere. Don’t get the wrong impression, I’ll rock a snapback and a jersey twice a week, but that’s only because its comfortable. These douchers won’t leave the crib without checking themselves in the mirror thrice, constantly moving the hat to where it looks best. Fuck off coasties ya’ll FUCKING SUCK.

Shouts to Zack Martin and the Irish crew, Gob you look great on the field and so do you Carlo. T Stock your legs are fucking tree trunks and Turk I respect you kicking into the net the entire game. Also to Reggie Kiel, We’ve been on campus for maybe a month and haven’t seen your acne-infested face once. You don’t know how happy this makes me. Michael Ludwig for being the twin I never had, Welcome to the Experiment son, teach the state of Missouri how we do things. Keep it real tweeple, smoke weed eat dagwoods, God Bless. @thatBTownie23 get at me.